lalala~ bored bored bored.
nothing special. went out today. just to go out eat dust.
uh,sweats* go accompany gong gong see doctor then only go eat.
till that time also eat brunch jor la. but in hospital drank mocha. lol
waited at the hosp for few hours. gosh! bored like hell.
so kill my time thru chit-chating with my bro.
planning for my birthday thingie. lolmost funny its, i went to sit with my mum and the tv its showing ultraman.
got an uncle hor shouted loudly " waa. ultaman really ulta wor"
ultraman be jor ultaman. hahaha~ and ulta means fake. funny like hell.
me and my mum laughing hilariously.
then my mum whisper to me
mum: where's your gor? i though he love to watch ultraman de?
me: how i noe him. maybe now he go toilet make cake lea. [do BIG business]
after eating.. 12 smtg..
mum fetch gong gong buy medcine and fetch him home.
then help him mop and sweep the floor.
so me and my bro wait my mum at my uncle's shop.
1 something like that, cousin sis came. cause lunch time mar.
when she saw my bro..
my cousin : sit other place la.
bro: why?
my cousin : you know you very big size,use all the place ady.hw to walk?
bro : ish. *sit more inside*
my cousin : no.more inside.
bro : *agn sit more inside
my cousin : wei, you more fat already wei. maybe cause of your hair.go cut ur hair la
bro : ish
my cousin : looks like a melon.
[-me laughing non stop-]
waseh. me and my bro was like.. BACK TO KINDERGARTEN!!!
gosh.
2 lil cousin i call em mei mei and boi boi de. mei mei this year 6yrs old. boi boi 7yrs old.so my cousin always draw thingy for them to colour de.
suddenly my cousin sis call my bro to create something and then colour.
so my bro go take paper and say 'i wont lose to small kids de'
then my bro go take the boi boi de paper and then wna copy.
LOL
cousin : what a shame. need to copy 7 yrs old kiddo de drawing
hahahaha! so funny. my bro looking and staring at paper. left it blank.
he has no idea what to draw. I was sitting beside and laughing non-stop.
cousin sis : you see you. even your own sister also laugh at you.
my bro : i really don't know what to do.
cousin sis : okok. i give you a topic. *she look a side.
cousin sis : ahh, draw a rat. you can refer at there.
my bro : huh?
cousin sis : oh ya hor, next year cow year hor. jau draw cow la.
my bro : har??!!
cousin sis : ahahahha~ you imagine dou your cow its how mai draw lo
my bro : *using ruler and measure*
me : gor, you need to draw a cow. why use ruler?
my cousin : hahaha~ your cow its not square la.
then my bro jau dun draw. but then colour.
no idea wht's he doing. my cousin sis went back to work and wn mi to colour too.
wtf?!
my cousin sis call a 7 yrs old kiddo be class monitor and watch out me and my bro
what the..?
tht kiddo started to lc wei.
co mi n my bro dun talk and bla bla bla~
grr..
and then talk those thing was like 'what you care'
waseh.
geik sei.
i just done half way work and cincai put on the table.
bro buy sandwich from the restaurant next to it.
and its so freaking small.
my bro ask tht guy. bro : ehh,why so small de?
the guy : er? i dun really noe how to cut the bread skin ma. mi cha ma
bro : aiyo, you not suppose to cut ma
the guy : you want those bread skin ar? now i go take back for you
bro : erh,no thx
that guy very funny la.
try before one time i went to eat fried rice with my mum.
me and my mum share cause i dun reli feel like eating.
mi and mum dun reli like prawns so left it on the plate.
when the boss come and talk to us, the guy was with her[the boss]
then the guy say
the guy: ehh, today prawns not fresh wor
boss: ya mea?
mum: no la. i duwn eat nia
then the boss whack the guy.
boss saw me.
talk to another guy
boss:wei,got a leng lui here. why dun kap her. got 'kai yuk' ma.[it suppose to be kei yuk]
tht guy: its kei yuk not kai yuk. you wn me kai iziit?
my bro: no la, dun be kai. be ngap. [kai=hooker, ngap=gigolo] LOL
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