Grow ups

Great truths about growing old.

1. Growing old is mandatory ; is optional.

2. Forget health food. Growing old , you need all the preservatives you can get.

3. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller-coaster.

4. When you fall down , you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers , but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Adapted from Reader's Digest.